slimetony:

i jus want a phat ass ):

memesonthehour:

alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

halfwaytotomorrow:

Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

i don’t remember this scene from birdbox ?

fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father